Life Update: Still a Mess Candle | Snarky & Honest | Handpoured Soy Wax | Phthalate-Free | Melted Misfits Collection
Life Update: Still a Mess Candle | Snarky & Honest | Handpoured Soy Wax | Phthalate-Free | Melted Misfits Collection
Because let’s face it, the glow-up didn’t exactly happen—Life Update: Still a Mess. This candle from the Melted Misfits collection is your daily reminder that being a hot mess is practically a lifestyle, and honestly, we’re just owning it at this point. Perfect for anyone who’s thriving in chaos (or at least pretending to), this candle brings all the sass and none of the fake “got it together” vibes.
Handpoured in Texas with phthalate-free soy wax (because while life might be a mess, your candle doesn’t have to be), it comes in comforting, chaos-managing scents like Cocoa Butter Cashmere, Fresh Laundry, or Black Frost. Whether you’re gifting it to your fellow mess of a friend or keeping it as a humorous reminder for yourself, this candle is here to light up your space while everything else is still falling apart.
Light it up, laugh at the chaos, and embrace the mess—because life’s still a mess, but you’re handling it.
Our lidded jar candles feature unique designs, handcrafted with love and just the right amount of sarcasm, making each one truly special. Proudly made in Texas by a female-owned, mom-owned, and AAPI-owned business, we pour passion and personality into every creation.
- Soy wax
- Phthalates-free fragrances
- Dye free
Scent Descriptions:
Baby Powder - Top notes of sweet orange and airy ozone blend with delicate florals of violet, rose, and orange blossom. Base notes of cedar and powder finish off this classic aroma.
Beach Bum (Bum Bum) - This highly addictive scent will leave you reminiscing about your favorite beach destination. Warm pistachio and coconut cream and a kiss of salted caramel harmonize beautifully with tonka and exotic musks.
Black Frost - One of the most beloved and recognizable tree air fresheners ever made. It features clean and zesty fresh top notes with a heart of lavender, lily of the valley, and jasmine, all anchored by mossy, woody, musky, and ambergris base notes.
Cocoa Butter Cashmere - A warm, intriguing fragrance that combines sweet cocoa butter and coconut. Elegant under notes of cedarwood, jasmine, and rich vanilla complete this unique, lovely blend. Perfect for any occasion.
Cookies Delight - Delight your senses as the aroma of fresh baked chocolate wafers intertwine with notes of whipped sweet cream and French vanilla.
Fresh Laundry - Fresh citrus blossoms mingle with forest fern and soft wood tones in this classic detergent fragrance. A summer floral accord adds softness as the base of clear musk creates substantivity.
Lemon Lavender - Sweet orange and tangy lemon peel add brightness to this beautiful floral creation. Freshly cut lavender blends with hints of green for a natural appeal, while a base of orange flower and vanilla adds lingering sweetness.
Molten Passion ( Volcano ) - Pineapple, goji berry and mango are perfectly blended for an exotic sensation, as a hint of driftwood adds lingering tones of sunny warmth to the island sensation.
Vanity (Narcissist) - Narcissist fragrance is a seductive blend of warm, woodsy Egyptian musk and enchanting patchouli spiced with the subtle sweetness of cinnamon, orange blossom, and hints of anise.
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