Hello? I’d Like to Call You on Your Bullshit Candle - Snarky & Direct, Handpoured Soy Wax, Phthalate-Free, Many Scents Available

Ring, ring—guess who’s calling? It’s your wake-up call, and HELLO? I'd Like to Call You On Your BULLSHIT! This candle from the Melted Misfits collection is here for those moments when you’ve had just about enough nonsense and it’s time to call it out, loud and clear. Perfect for when you want to keep things real while also making your space smell fabulous.

Handpoured in Texas with phthalate-free soy wax (because no one has time for toxic vibes), this candle comes in bold, unapologetic scents like Black Frost, Peppermint Twist, or Cinnamon Spice. Whether you’re gifting it to someone who needs to hear it or lighting it up to set the mood for your no-nonsense attitude, this candle says what we’re all thinking—minus the sugarcoating.

Light it up, speak your truth, and say it loud—I'm calling you on your BS!

Our lidded jar candles feature unique designs, handcrafted with love and just the right amount of sarcasm, making each one truly special. Proudly made in Texas by a female-owned, mom-owned, and AAPI-owned business, we pour passion and personality into every creation.

• Soy wax
• Phthalates-free fragrances
• Dye free

Scent Descriptions:

Baby Powder  - Top notes of sweet orange and airy ozone blend with delicate florals of violet, rose, and orange blossom. Base notes of cedar and powder finish off this classic aroma.

Beach Bum (Bum Bum) - This highly addictive scent will leave you reminiscing about your favorite beach destination. Warm pistachio and coconut cream and a kiss of salted caramel harmonize beautifully with tonka and exotic musks.

Black Frost  - One of the most beloved and recognizable tree air fresheners ever made. It features clean and zesty fresh top notes with a heart of lavender, lily of the valley, and jasmine, all anchored by mossy, woody, musky, and ambergris base notes.

Cocoa Butter Cashmere - A warm, intriguing fragrance that combines sweet cocoa butter and coconut. Elegant under notes of cedarwood, jasmine, and rich vanilla complete this unique, lovely blend. Perfect for any occasion.

Cookies Delight - Delight your senses as the aroma of fresh baked chocolate wafers intertwine with notes of whipped sweet cream and French vanilla.

Fresh Laundry - Fresh citrus blossoms mingle with forest fern and soft wood tones in this classic detergent fragrance. A summer floral accord adds softness as the base of clear musk creates substantivity.

Lemon Lavender - Sweet orange and tangy lemon peel add brightness to this beautiful floral creation. Freshly cut lavender blends with hints of green for a natural appeal, while a base of orange flower and vanilla adds lingering sweetness.

Molten Passion ( Volcano )  - Pineapple, goji berry and mango are perfectly blended for an exotic sensation, as a hint of driftwood adds lingering tones of sunny warmth to the island sensation.

Vanity (Narcissist)  - Narcissist fragrance is a seductive blend of warm, woodsy Egyptian musk and enchanting patchouli spiced with the subtle sweetness of cinnamon, orange blossom, and hints of anise.