Cucumbers with Anxiety Candle | Funny & Relatable Quote | Handpoured Soy Wax | Snarky & Fun | Melted Misfits Collection

Who knew we were just over-hydrated cucumbers with a side of existential dread? The Cucumbers with Anxiety candle from the Melted Misfits collection is here to remind you that you’re basically 90% water... and 100% stressed. Featuring a snarky, relatable quote, this candle is perfect for anyone who embraces the chaos of being human—while trying not to spiral.

Handpoured in Texas with phthalate-free soy wax (because your candle shouldn’t add to your anxiety), this candle burns clean and comes in scents that soothe, like Fresh Laundry, Lemon Lavender, or Molten Passion. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow anxious cucumber or keeping it as a daily dose of humor for yourself, this candle is the ultimate way to laugh off life’s messiness.

Light it up, de-stress, and embrace your inner cucumber—anxious, but still hydrated.

Our lidded jar candles feature unique designs, handcrafted with love and just the right amount of sarcasm, making each one truly special. Proudly made in Texas by a female-owned, mom-owned, and AAPI-owned business, we pour passion and personality into every creation.

• Soy wax
• Phthalates-free fragrances
• Dye free

Scent Descriptions:

Baby Powder  - Top notes of sweet orange and airy ozone blend with delicate florals of violet, rose, and orange blossom. Base notes of cedar and powder finish off this classic aroma.

Beach Bum (Bum Bum) - This highly addictive scent will leave you reminiscing about your favorite beach destination. Warm pistachio and coconut cream and a kiss of salted caramel harmonize beautifully with tonka and exotic musks.

Black Frost  - One of the most beloved and recognizable tree air fresheners ever made. It features clean and zesty fresh top notes with a heart of lavender, lily of the valley, and jasmine, all anchored by mossy, woody, musky, and ambergris base notes.

Cocoa Butter Cashmere - A warm, intriguing fragrance that combines sweet cocoa butter and coconut. Elegant under notes of cedarwood, jasmine, and rich vanilla complete this unique, lovely blend. Perfect for any occasion.

Cookies Delight - Delight your senses as the aroma of fresh baked chocolate wafers intertwine with notes of whipped sweet cream and French vanilla.

Fresh Laundry - Fresh citrus blossoms mingle with forest fern and soft wood tones in this classic detergent fragrance. A summer floral accord adds softness as the base of clear musk creates substantivity.

Lemon Lavender - Sweet orange and tangy lemon peel add brightness to this beautiful floral creation. Freshly cut lavender blends with hints of green for a natural appeal, while a base of orange flower and vanilla adds lingering sweetness.

Molten Passion ( Volcano )  - Pineapple, goji berry and mango are perfectly blended for an exotic sensation, as a hint of driftwood adds lingering tones of sunny warmth to the island sensation.

Vanity (Narcissist)  - Narcissist fragrance is a seductive blend of warm, woodsy Egyptian musk and enchanting patchouli spiced with the subtle sweetness of cinnamon, orange blossom, and hints of anise.